Join the Whistle Bait Babies And Learn Burlesque

Once upon a time there were two very lovely, very different little girls who loved to dance. Following a chance encounter with a very beautiful, very bossy lady they were persuaded that perhaps they should shake their money makers on a great big (okay, fairly size-restricted) stage.
Having enjoyed their little foray into show business and being savvy senoritas, they got to thinking. “Why shouldn’t the modern chicky punctuate her busy career gal lifestyle with a little bit of glitz and glamour?” they mused.
“What if we could teach other lovely girls to make the most of their wonderful asse(t)s and show them how to peel and tease so that they might have wonderful times with their true blue friends?” they pondered.

After several bouts of meditation and cogitation they decided to take action. And thus the Whistle Bait Babies were born. Once upon a time there were two very lovely, very different little girls who loved to dance.

Following a chance encounter with a very beautiful, very bossy lady they were persuaded that perhaps they should shake their money makers on a great big (okay, fairly size-restricted) stage.

Honey Foxglove
Flame-haired and twinkle-toed, Honey is the ultimate in showgirl technology who turned to burlesque when she got bored of arm-wrestling any sailors who drifted through the port of Belfast. Several years at art school have bestowed upon this beauty the rare ability to always go left when others go right but hell, we wouldn’t have her any other way.

Pixie Moonshine
When Pixie was just a little girl she asked her mother what she should be. She then promptly chose to ignore whatever she said and, with a string of straight As under her garter belt, set about working in advertising, dancing up a storm and achy-breaking indie boy hearts. Pixie makes the Babies’ costumes and, if you play your cards right, a mean margarita.

Having enjoyed their little foray into show business and being savvy senoritas, they got to thinking.“Why shouldn’t the modern chicky punctuate her busy career gal lifestyle with a little bit of glitz and glamour?” they mused.

“What if we could teach other lovely girls to make the most of their wonderful asse(t)s and show them how to peel and tease so that they might have wonderful times with their true blue friends?” they pondered.

After several bouts of meditation and cogitation they decided to take action. And thus the Whistle Bait Babies were born.

Join the Whistle Bait Babies for a girls’ night in of sweeties, fizzy pop and, most importantly, dancing! Always wanted to learn burlesque? Now’s your chance.

There’ll be some new moves, new props and a specially choregraphed new routine which you can perform for your beloved (on the understanding of course that he buys you something sparkly/slinky/cakey) or for your doggy/kitty/bunny who will give you their undivided attention and be very, very impressed.

No experience required. All shapes, sizes and abilities welcome. Improved confidence, better posture and giggles galore guaranteed!

On the site’s lively forum, visitors discuss a host of topics, such as why the beauty ideal changed from full-figured to skeletal early in the twentieth century.
www.whistlebaitbabies.com
Whistle Bait Baby
EXTRA DATE DUE TO EXCEPTIONAL DEMAND!
Friday 12th February

7.30pm – 9pm
£20 per gal